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Hey thereeee! I'm Alicia: Cunt Violator and undisputed Overlord of The Universe. Smoke weed and hail Satan ^_^

"Life is a perception of your own reality" ~ Chiodos

dearninety:

Starbucks Korea, Cherry Blossom Promotion, 2014

dearninety:

Starbucks Korea, Cherry Blossom Promotion, 2014

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

southparkdigital:

Cartman is back. All-new South Park TOMORROW NIGHT @ 10p on Comedy Central.Watch the preview here: http://youtu.be/rnK-jYzaWtw

southparkdigital:

Cartman is back. All-new South Park TOMORROW NIGHT @ 10p on Comedy Central.

Watch the preview here: http://youtu.be/rnK-jYzaWtw

mangacap request by tsubasafairy

proudly-pro-choice:

pro-lifers: why would you have sex if you’re not willing to face the consequences?!?

me:
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

trusting-the-disgusting:

concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

Marvellous

geisha-kai:

Maiko of Gion by @lamish84 on Instagram

geisha-kai:

Maiko of Gion by @lamish84 on Instagram

thesmuttypirate:

teenagewhitebitch:

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

So did you eat the cat poop?

when you get to be my age, you’re gonna wanna try new things